She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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