why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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