Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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