So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize