i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Drake has all the answers
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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