did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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