Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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