I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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