Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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