There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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