2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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