We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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