Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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