Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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