ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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