woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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