Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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