this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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