i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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