Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Can you bring me the toilet please
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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