Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
