I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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