I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I think a kid would responsible me up
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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