i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
sex in a hospital.. check
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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