Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I didn't notice because vodka
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
