wake up i wanna do it froggy style
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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