fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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