Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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