Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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