He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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