so let's talk penis.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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