another moral hangover. fuck.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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