arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
My cat gives me a boner
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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