ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Randomize
