Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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