85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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