so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Randomize
