yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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