Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
is wine microwaveable?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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