Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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