I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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