that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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