Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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