Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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