my vag is so smooth its legendary
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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