The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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