Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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