How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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