I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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