he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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