I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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