let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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