i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
