I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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