you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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